SEXY SMS
Wife: if I sleep with your best friend, what thought will first come into your mind? Husband: that you’re a Lesbian
Boys say it's great boys say it's fine 9 months later they say: it's not MINE ;)
sometime girl can attract man with her mind but most often she can attract him with what she doesnt mind
one good thing about sex that it brings lovers so close that they cant see anything wrong with each other
A good friend is like a good bra Hard to find Comfortable Supportive Prevents you from falling Holds you tight And is always close to your heart
If you’re wondering what is that a women has in front And cow at the back? The letter W
Marriage is the price men pay for sex And sex is the price women pay for marriage
Why is a car engine works like a wife? On a cold morning, when you need it, it wont turn over
Which Part... of a man's body has no bone full of veins loves pumping and responsible 4 making LOVE! ANSWER: HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!
I think I have BSE on my penis ...... all women who experienced it go crazy !
Eva stood in the river washing her cunt when God comes running to her and shouts: EVA EVA STOP, I WON'T GET THE SMELL OF THE FISH.
Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?...For the mussels need to be able to open.
Screw calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow !
Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.
The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!
What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? ... When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!
The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed.Today I'll know better,so I'll write it in my letter.In my bed I've seen so many faces,so I'll fuck you at different places.
